Very interesting............. ......... ...

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get
myself
treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my
clinic, see
that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an
animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know  very well Doctor  and that is why I have come
to you
only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me,
talk like
me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you FROM  Mumbai ?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have

told me
in the beginning itself that you are FROM  Mumbai.  Come
man, no one
can treat you better than me.