1.      Since
light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them
speak.

2.      A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can
find one such.

3.      They
call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

4.      Marriage
is a relationship in which one person always right and the other is the

husband!

5.      My
wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

6.      Master
Tseng said, “The gentleman by his culture collects friends, and through
these  

promotes goodness. 

                                     
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